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Remember who loved you no matter how shitty you treated them.
— (via stillwantyous)

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I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’
— Azra.T “My Heart is Full of Open Windows.” - 5000letters (via perfect)
Quote 17 Sep 225,570 notes
Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
— Unknown (via hefuckin)

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Quote 17 Sep 276,142 notes
One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
— Steve Maraboli (via perfect)

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so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction


however when my pizza arrived i got this


no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david


Video 15 Sep 422,247 notes


but wait



with his current gf

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Text 15 Sep 206,857 notes Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.





This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

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parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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